January 2010
58 posts
hello tumblrians. i gotta start reading ur blogs...
Bitches ain’t shit, but women ain’t bitches. See,...
ohmybitt3rswtlove:
haaiynah:
(slattana:nikkisuperfresh:gabie:thediamondkidd:hiphop-quotables:chrissyloveee)
ha.
“It's like if you plant something in the concrete...
“since we all came from a women, got our name from...
in the end you know where ur heart belongs
♥
rainy days
I’m on my ipizzle waiting outside my class. rainy days at berkekey is not the business.I’m sleeeepy can’t wait to be out the rain
“Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive...”
– Martin Luther King Jr. (via littlemiss)
She has no regrets She accepts the past All these...
WTF?! LMAO aha
I just found out, my BESTFRIEND, thought that I had Kwan at home with a midwife cuz some girl told her this, and she pictured me with hella towels, and a relative pulling him out. AHAHA WTF?! i wonder who that girl was lmao. tooo funnny how ppl dont know the facts.
im not a big fan of hello kitty.
(via naaaaalee)
FINALLY SOMEONE WHO AGREES WITH ME! lol idk not my scene lol
heck yess
foamylove:
i spent the afternoon with bff at the Bay Area Rescue Mission. we helped in the kitchen and served. they had us wearing aprons and hair nets haha aw we should’ve took pictures! but it was fun. time flew by hella fast. 1015 to 130. we got there early, our shift was supposed to start at 1030. they had us taking meat out of crab shells and i never knew how much meat there was in that...
Apologies, Glances and Messed up Chances
foamylove:
i’m on the same floor as Tracy and Gwyne. sweet. and yes Tracy, i’m gonna buy hella food for my dorm. i’m totally going to buy puffcorn.
i need to do a virus scanner on my laptop or something cuz i’m afraid it’s gonna die on me. =X
i think bff should be a tattoo artist on the side. your next birthday, i’m gonna buy you a personal tattoo kit and pig feet so you can practice on it.
...
I'm better off single
but i get lonely sometimes too.
i should buy a huge pillow i can hold to sleep lol
See Boy u had a KEEPER
CIARA-MY LOVE
[verse I]
I ride like a soldier
Put nothin before ya
Anything you ask
I’ll be right there to do it
If I react, you tell me to relax
Too late to take it back
Cause boy you put me through it
[pre hook] This circular motion is all we do
I’m so sick of going back and forth with you
You should have been happy to have me
You said you wanted to have some kids build...
"Baby are you still down"
stupid lil fuck
I said im living the single life and its great. Don’t tell me that it SEEMS like having a boyfriend in my life wouldn’t be so bad for me! YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW ME! u don’t know what shit seems like. don’t assume that just cuz im single i’m LONELY cuz that’s how you feel, and that i’d wanna DATE YO PATHETIC ASS ugh. and than ur gonna ask if i would like...
Guys are soo stupid.
“A wise girl kisses but doesn’t love, listens but doesn’t believe, and leaves...”
– Marilyn Monroe (via littlemiss)
i don't understand how ppl can have explosive...
fmylife:
Today, I was texting this guy that I hooked up with yesterday. We were gonna do it again but he had basketball practice. I was talking to my friend about it, and sent her a text saying “Oh well. I have explosive diarrhea anyways.” She wasn’t replying, so I checked my sent box. I sent it to him. FML
I'm seriously such a ho. hahahahahahaha.
(via afterlove)
IT AIN’T A GOOD LOOK. lol :P
i told u it's awesome!
NCIS
foamylove:
how i love you so.
AWW this really sucks.
fmylife:
Today, the doctor told me that I have Vasovagal Syncope: I pass out every time I get aroused. Bye bye sex. FML
“I believe the art of making love (when it ACTUALLY is LOVE… MUTUALLY) is like an...”
– Wale (via charlenesupreme) (via ddocto) (via naaaaalee)
convo w/ peter
Peter: hmm i want a swimming pool in the basement LOL
Peter: that be hella dope.
me: aha yeah
me: n jacuuzzzi
Peter: lol hmm wonder if someone is rich enough to buy the ocean xD
me: ahah
me: wtf
me: ahaha
peter: haha shit i'd ride a whale to work
o0oooouuuuuuuccch!!
fmylife:
Today, I woke up with bruised nipples because apparently my boyfriend likes to excessively play with them while I sleep. FML
This is killing me. I miss you more than I ever...
foamylove:
sexual:
(via tattoosandcupcakes)
“have a baby by ddocto, be a dollar-menu-naire! hahahahahha jk ;))”
– ddocto (via ddocto)
ahaha! omg. (via naaaaalee)
ahahah
MEGAN FOX WAS A MAN
naaaaalee:
badgirlswearchanel:
krystlelee:
mznana:
kushnstarbucks:
eztc:
Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee. From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and women’s clothing. When having a preacher lay hands on him did not ‘cure’ him of these interests, his parents simply put him on the pageant circuit.
By the age of 13, Mitchell had...
