December 2009
74 posts
:O aha
fmylife:
Today my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I could help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Texting you would make me want to call you,...
naaaaalee:
sweetfuckery:
loveyostyle:
breakallday:
mariellbabe:
(via xmyyy)
FML. aha
WHAAAAT?! -_O
fmylife:
Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML
Interesting Tricks of the Body
theelogo:
lookslikealittlehomie:
somethingintellectual:
[via]
1. If your throat tickles, scratch your ear. When you were 9, playing your armpit was a cool trick. Now, as an adult, you can still appreciate a good body-based feat, but you’re more discriminating. Take that tickle in your throat; it’s not worth gagging over. Here’s a better way to scratch your itch: “When the nerves in the ear...
What love to a 4-8 year old is:
jobaby:
lookslikealittlehomie:
pip-pip-cheerio:odoyle:xueee:coeurdesoldat:whenshesmiles:
‘When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.’ Rebecca- age 8
‘When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is...
To tell you the truth I don’t have much to offer....
naaaaalee:
aprilrhenee:
xoxoerinls:
xoxomary:
ashlayxx:
dyarinaaa:
chelseamchun:(via mrceray)
Every girl dreads going to bed at night, because...
naaaaalee:
anngelicaz:
(via poeticheartache)
"Call ME DADDY"
I hate how girls say they’re “DADDY”. Stop that shiit man ya aint DADDY. By “DADDY” ya think ya mean ya BOSS? You girls are just degrading the status of women as usual putting us secondary to men, cuz DADDY is boss right? HA! FUCK THAT SHIT.
I KNOW I’M MAMA who don’t need a “DADDY” but would be happy if she was to find one. aha.
IDK that...
